Eggs

Idiots who expect one word answers to their rapid-fire questions are power gamers, are controllers. 

Asking me a question requires valuing my answer. 

Otherwise it is both of our time we are wasting. 

A one word answer is insufficient. 

The answer requires explanation. 

They accuse me of being divergent. 

In answer to your question: 

I ask you to imagine three chefs. 

One chef is an elite chef, 

one chef is a normal, average person such as yourself on a good day,  

one chef is a rubbish chef who messes everything up. 

They are each making an omelette their own way. 

The personality of each chef is the way they go about making the omelette, 

what they bring to the table. 

The average chefs personality is such 

they add a sprinkle of black pepper and a sprinkle of salt to the egg, 

which in todays modern society is a fairly standard baseline way of going about it. 

The super-chef adds a pinch of their own secret special spice blend to the eggs, 

containing cinnamon, nutmeg, paprika, 

a variety of other mysterious aromatic and flavoursome wonders 

in just exactly the right proportions. 

The idiot chef adds nothing and burns the eggs. 

That is a great story but what we have overlooked so far 

is that each and every one of those people used primarily eggs to make the omelette. 

So in answer to your question, my answer is one word. 

Eggs. 

That’s all you deserve for not being associative enough to understand 

what it is I am talking about here. 

If you want a different answer, go ask a different person. 

If you want a different answer from me, 

I suggest you re-evaluate who it is ‘I’ am in your preconditioning. 

If what you want is the same answer from everybody who you ask the same question of, 

I suggest you cut out the third parties and go talk at yourself about it. 

Unfortunately most people won’t actually listen to this advice sufficiently to integrate it. 

“What did you learn in school?”

“To pay attention. But I ask you; whose attention is it you paid?” 

It’s too far outside the box for them to cope with lateral thinking. 

"A definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result." Albert Einstein 

"A definition of insanity is asking the same question and expecting a different answer." Einsteinian logic 

The only reasons they ask is to be the one asking the questions (the controller) 

and to judge you by your answer, 

compared against what they already assume the standard therefore correct answer is going to be. 

The detail of the questions is insignificant. 

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