Thursday 15 April 2021

Level Three




 Level 3 


Filter coffee from the shop is graded 1-5 for strength. Most everyone uses 3 because 4 is like amphetamine and 2 is like rats piss. 


Whether it’s because Covid or Brexit we can no longer get hold of level 3 coffee in Wales, nor Marmite either. 


They are now allowing shops to sell clothes again after a year of lockdown. 


The anticipated caffeinated stockpiling of clothes is expected to cause a clothing shortage in the very near future. 



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